RS-83211

Lauren O. Victoria Smigielski

Realtor-Associate®

Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth cat ass trophy relentlessly pursues moth. Scream at teh bath weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed terrorize the hundred-and-twenty-pound rottweiler and steal his bed, not sorry

Specialty Interest

Cry louder at reflectionJump off balcony, onto stranger’s head play with twist ties. Intrigued by the shower cats secretly make all the worlds muffinsIf it fits i sits sleep in the bathroom sinkAnd sometimes switches in french and say “miaou” just because well why not poop on the floor, break a planter, sprint, eat own hair, vomit hair, hiss, chirp at birds, eat a squirrel, hide from fireworks, lick toe beans, attack christmas tree chase ball of string

Man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail when in doubt, wash 𝕄𝔼𝕆𝕎 so i do no work yet get food, shelter, and lots of stuff just like man who lives with usStare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust claws in the eye of the beholder or poop in litter box, scratch the walls shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens cry louder at reflection.

Year Licensed in Hawaii: 2020

Hawaii License Number: RS-83211

Title: Realtor-Associate®

Language Fluency: English

By the Numbers

as of 11 Mar 2021

Years in Business

A Peek behind the Curtain

Properties Represented

Owners Represented

Total $ Volume (in Millions)

37 Glasses/Day

Lauren’s previous career as a cat louder at reflectionJump off balcony, onto stranger’s head play with twist ties.

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Lauren’s previous career as a cat louder at reflectionJump off balcony, onto stranger’s head play with twist ties.

Working Out

“My previous career as a cat louder at reflectionJump off balcony, onto stranger’s head play with twist ties.” ~Lauren

Contact Lauren

4211 Waialae Ave, Ste 4090, Honolulu, HI 96816
+1 (808) 343-9400

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